Absurd

king kong, in cannes, on a date with spiderman,

dan dare's sitting there, scared by the killerteddy bears,

down town, mini mouse is slippin micky's in the famous grouse,

while big birdspreads the word,

anybody with a heart votes love.

judge dredd, found dead, face down in snoopy's bed,

outside, tweetie pie's, getting itchy on more supplies,

meanwhile, snow white getting ready for work tonight,

turning tricks with crystal tips,

trying to make the best of its absurd.

puppy dogs and pussy cats in suspect suicide attacks,

captain kirk from planet earth,fights it out with papa smurf,

some phony little ponies, preying on the old and lonely,

makingfriends, robbing them, the x men taught them everything.

betty boop, tired of life, took vows,became a bride of christ,

while tin tin's been playing him at caesars palace live on ice,

babar kumbayahs with the mighty morphin' movie stars,

as big bird spreads the word,

anybody with a heart votes Love.

Atom Bomb

Baby' got an atom bomb,

A mother fuckin' atom bomb,

twenty two maga tonne,

i ain't ever seen so much fun,

baby got a poison gas,

baby got a heart attack,

baby got a pain on tap,

baby gimme some of that,

baby got a satellite,

baby got second sight,

baby got a master plan,

a foolproof masterplan,

baby got purple hair,

baby got a secret lair,

baby got an army there,

i ain't ever seen baby scared.

baby got a nobel prize,

given for the perfect crime,

baby got an alibi,

baby got eight more lives,

baby got a crystal ball,

baby doesn't care at all,

baby's having too much fun,

she's got a shit kickin' mother fuckin' atom bomb.

baby got a fleet at sea,

and a submarine called emergency,

she got a motorcade,

she got a monorail,

going coat to coast on a campaign trail,

playing deck of cards in an armoured car,

she got a kung fu star as a body guard,

she got a juju charm,

she got a magic spell,

she got a genie,

all three is working well,

she got a t.v. show,

she got a shopping mall,

she got a miracle,

she doesn't want at all,

she got a monument and at a great expense,

she got a head of state and a president,

she got destiny,

she got supremacy,

she got everything from a - z,

she got it all down tight,

she got nothing wrong,

she got the whole wide world singing baby's song

Bermuda

I can't hear myself,

ain't that beautiful,

i am drowned by the roar,

floating back up from the shore,

it is wonderful.

It is easy,

take your time,

take all day,

i don't mind,

stretch it out,

for all our lives.

I can't hear myself,

it is fine, i am humbled by the trees,

silenced by the bees,

so right........

Setback

I swear,

all i could see was ruins for miles and miles,

as they unfolded right before my eyes,

like a lot of funny faces,

looking like they don't know what's going on,

searching for a home,

but they're smiling now,

guess that's only right, wouldn't you?

Cos somebody wants them after all,

displaced final call.

Good, attention fixed we'll stop,

usual tricks,

good time to make you feel like the lucky one,

you can smell good all day long,

we can make your roof never leak,

you been sold.

The ruins have all got better again,

there are a couple of scars,

better to keep them,

pick them every now and again,

a little reminder,

a little reminder,

with a lot less pain.

Interrupted back to the inbetweens.

No relation to the big screen.

Unlike the tiger,

one of the best i've ever seen.

Majestic, quite serene.

He is a beautiful beast,

that is beautiful meat.

Squirt

Weighing over ten feet tall

feet of clay, head of gold

middle made of cannon balls

rumour has it swallowed whole

mineral, without a soul

that's the story being told

the estimated, undefeated

champeen of the world

big yet unfamiliar

think begger that the biggest bar

think big thats only half as large

bigger, better, twice as hard

outsized, extra large

velocity very fast

bigger than the closest star

bigger than the motor car

quick, quiet, confident

comfortable, permanent

undisputed every tense

not a trace of what went left

more equal than the best

unparalled success

everybody........... v. impressed